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Thursday, December 30, 2010

And we're back!

Hey! You may have noticed that there was no comic last week, and about that, sorry! But don't stress, we'll make up for that! Eventually! With Christmas and stuff, production was held up. But, on to the point.

We saw Tron. And we fucking loved it. Some of it didn't make sense. We're okay with that. The special effects were too nice for us to give a fuck. It was a master piece, and on top of that, Daft Punk did the music. It was amazing. It was my second favorite film of the year, Scott Pilgrim stays in first. But if you haven't seen it, just drop whatever the fuck you're doing and go see it. AFTER reading this comic of course!
In other news: the new Halo Reach Noble map pack is ok. If you're low on cash, don't worry, you're not missing too much. But on the other hand, if you've got some extra cash to blow, which you probably do, I recommend picking it up.                                          -truely, Damon.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

NEVER FORGET

So Portal 2 was delayed. Shit. Well, on the bright side, it's the shortest Valve delay in history, so, that's cool. I guess. Also, if you play TF2 on 360, and see a player by the name of com1cboy, that's me! Send me a message, and we'll have totally rad melee fights.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Snake... in-nuendo!

Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker's been out for a while now, and I'm still not done with all the extra content. Brandon (as you may or may not know) recently got another psp, and on black friday picked up Peace Walker for a nice $20. Not bad. But we've been playing co-op, and along with many features, you can.... 'snake in'. Which is where you grab your friend's shoulder and mimic their moves... You know, 75% of all rape starts with a hand on the shoulder...

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

I not so sure about this...

Kinekt looks fun, sure, but don't be fooled. It's not that great. If you're going to buy any motion control thing this holiday season, let it be the playstation move. Or, don't buy any! Just buy games! Brandon and I don't hate Kinekt, we just think Microsoft is being weird about it. They had a bigger advertising budget for Kinekt that the [xbox] 360. Basically, they're trying harder to sell an accessorie than the actual console. Kinda weird. Personally, I think Wii is best, is terms of motion gaming. But whatever... hopefully, it isn't in the budget for Microsoft to start BRAINWASHING consumers...

Monday, November 29, 2010

The Look on his Face....

Many things are priceless, and sometimes are priceless in the sense you'd never be able to afford it. Sometimes, I wonder how much I'd pay to see the look on some of my fallen enemies faces... but no matter how much money I burn, I'll never receive a picture. It's something you can only imagine.
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BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I've been addicted to Team Fortress 2. I love it. It's so fun. I sometimes have to get Brandon to kick me in the balls to see if it's a dream. But no. TF2 is real, and it's one of the funnest games ever. And when I'm not playing that, me and Brandon have been co-op-ing in Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker. It's fun. What's NOT FUN, is ... uh... when Enginiers build level 3 sentrys infront of your base, like, outside, where your dumbass team mates keep dying and refuse to care... not cool.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Not tolerant of YOUR SHIT.

Play Station Network is pretty harsh when it comes to shit like this... I mean, after all the crazy things people do on the psp, it's no suprise. I mean seriously, go on youtube, and just search up 'psp hack' or something. It's quite amusing. So, playing AC Brother Hood? I'll bet so... It's not on my list right now, but I'll get around to it... I should put up a MineCraft comic, shouldn't I? Also, there will be no ThanksGiving comic, Brandon is not in favor of it, and we have better things coming up. -Until next time, Damon.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

It's finally time.

[As promised, here's a second comic for this week.] Well, Brandon has finally obtained another psp. Thus, he can finally play Final Fantasy Dissidia. And we can finally have totally awesome cataclysmic battles of PURE ACTION. I've been waiting for this day since I finished unlocking everything last December. Haha, about time indeed! Yeah, I also look forward to playing most of the Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker missions on co-op. Expect a good MGS Peace Walker comic sometime soon. Never really got a MGSPW comic up... And so Kingdom Hearts is on hold till he's sick of Dissidia. (It's gonna be awhile...)
Yeah, in other news, I'm 3 pokemon away from completing my national pokedex in pokemon Ruby. Once that's complete, I'll be taking a much needed break from the game. Maybe another year like last time. (Haha.) I'll continue once I have more time and money to waste on other games in which I need to get them all. *INSERT LONG SIGH HERE*
Also, I'm personally excited for Dissidia 012. Though I haven't recently checked out the latest news of the game... last I read Tifa was going to be in it, along with Lightning. And I'm not sure about the American release, but in Japan, if you buy Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep Final Mix, you'll get a code for Kingdom Hearts Cloud as one of Cloud's outfits in Duodecim... so, that's it. If anyone finds any fresh juicey facts about the game that you think I don't know (mainly about characters/stages/outfits) , email me at: comicretard@yahoo.com    -hugs and kisses, Damon.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Kingdom Hea- AW WTF, CARDS?!?

So I got Brandon into Kingdom Hearts, and he loved the first one. LOVED IT. But, he finished the first one, and now he's moved on to Chain of Memories... and he was enjoying the nice graphics, boss battles, and wonderful story, AND THEN HE GOT STUCK. So, uh, yeah. So thats about it. In other news: I've been playing Sapphire to complete my pokedex. After you've played Ruby, Sapphire is nothing. Also, I've been playing Kingdom Hearts 358/2, and god dammit i hate that panels system, I mean, equiping each level you gain? Come on!! But I'm much more tolerant of bullshit than Brandon, well, we both have different tolerances of different bullshit. Also, ever since Halo Reach came out, Halo 3's been more fun than ever. Just saying. Alright, that's it.  Check back later this week ( Thursday or Friday) for a second weekly comic! Lucky you!

Until next time, -Damon

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Snipers are for people without Rockets!

Brandon and I have been playing Halo Reach, and so far, here are the people we hate most: people who use armor lock for effective beat downs, and anyone with a shotgun or sword. AND it always seems that when one of us gets the sniper, FUCKIN' ROCKET GUY FINDS US. What goes through their heads? Snipers are for people without Rockets! ..... Also, BlackOps is out, so if you love CallOfDuty, get your dick in gear. Brandon and I aren't big fans, you won't see us online. Still on the watch for Dead Space 2. ;D     -Damon

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!! And for those of you faggots who complain about it being November, fuck you! -With love, Damon.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Mother Fucker took my rockets.

Yeah... Super Scribblenauts came out. And while you're taking a break from it, enjoy this comic!
In other news, I resently picked up Pokemon Soul Silver, and that pokewalker is quite the invention, now, when you have to do non video game related tasks, if you're obsessed like me, you can still level up your wonderful pokemon! Other than that, the game itself is practically a remake of Crystal version, which is cool. Other than that, I'm still trying to get all the pokemon in Ruby, and I'm trying to get 100% completetion in Birth by Sleep to unlock the secret ending. -Damon.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

3DS epic conclusion of concluding wonders!

The epic end to our 2 part wonder! I have nothing more to say, I'm quite busy, so I'll make this quick:
Birth by Sleep, TRUELY amazing, Fallout New Vegas is out, along with Epic Yarn. Dissidia 012? Hell yeah.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Getting Pumped for 3DS!!

Hey, excited for 3DS? No? Don't be a cock! Why do we want it? 3DS games: Ocarina of Time remake, Metal Gear Solid 3 remake, New Kid Icarus, Kingom Hearts 3D. Yeah. I'm pumped. But... will it be worth the wait? And the $200?

ALSO: Be sure to tune in next week for the second half / end to this 2 part story!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Another game, Another $60

Wow, games are getting expensive. Before you know it, brand new titles will cost as much as consoles, and consoles will cost as much as a lap dance from a hooker made of gold, which I imagine would be insanely expensive. Xbox live is $60 now. You thought $50 was alot? Well fuck you, cause if you wanna keep playing with all your friends in modern Warfare 2 you're gonna have to give up an additional $10. Augh, money...

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Scribblenauts!!

If you have even a drop of creativity, and an imagination, you'll love Scribblenauts. I hardly even play the actual story. For the longest while I just fucked around on the starter screen seeing what can kill what, and testing the limits of my imagination. It was very rarely that my requests were denied, most of the silly things I typed in came to life, for me to have fun fun with. Ever hear of a Cthulhu? Well if you use mind control to make it friendly, you can ride on it's back, as it defends you from gansters and pandas on tricycles. It's really fun, though I feel as though the actually game doesn't spur up much creativiety. It just had me typing in synonyms... but still, it's fun. And I'd like to see a console version, but that'd just be rediculous. Impossible, even. But I even though about the possibility of multiplayer... but I imagine I'd be like playing Halo3 with a bunch of friends, in Forge mode... yeah... But none the less, Scribblenauts is a fun, creative, imaginative game, and I look forward to Super Scribblenauts. Adjectives will take it to the next level...

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

The bio on this new shocking movie...

Yeah, so we're getting a BioShock movie! ( Huuzah! ) It'll be a long wait until the movie is released in 2013, but I think that this movie will be great. I always felt that the game had a movie like design to it, and so, making a movie out of it shouldn't be that hard... right? Well, a guy by the name of Gore Verbinski was going to direct it. He had plans for making a cool, expensive, movie, on ACTUAL sets! Not CGI! But what happened? The studio kept a close eye on his budget, and he didn't like this. Thus, he dropped from the project. If not for that, the movie would have been released this year, but now whats up? Oh, some fucker by the name of Juan Fresnadillo is going to direct it, with CGI of course... sigh. But Mr. Verbinski is still working with them as producer. Yay? Oh, and we won't see it until 2013. Mega Sigh. But it's going to be rated a "hard R"... that sounds cool. The game's creator Kevin Levine, had this to say: "I will say that it's still an active thing, and it is something we are still actively talking about and actively working on. I can't tell you whether -- you know, the movie business is complicated -- I can't tell you whether it's going to happen for sure or it's not going to happen for sure. But it's something we are actively discussing, quite actively, and actively working on."

Friday, September 17, 2010

Dead Space 2 and Halo reach

Quick over view: Dead Space 2, can't wait. Halo Reach, didn't get yet. Birth By Sleep, beautiful.
I'm REALLY excited for Dead Space 2. I'm currently trying to get all the achievements in Dead Space. I'll play Reach, like... in November. -A new DS kingdom hearts (Re:Coded) is soon to be released in Japan, and a US release will soon follow.

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Monday, September 13, 2010

Bad Ass.

Yeah... so, why get a black Wii? Because it's BAD ASS. And because with wii motion plus. And wii sports resort. Thats why. And metroid is out. So, yeah. But it does look pretty cool.
                 Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep, I picked it up not too long ago. It's great, really worth the wait. It plays just like Kingdom Hearts 1, and the graphics are also similar. Good story too. Whats the catch? First off, the worlds. Kinda short. Also? Load Times. They suck. I highly recommend installing the game, yet, I still feel as though it's quite a wait. Worth it? Yes.
                  And so, are you as excited for Dead SPace 2 as I am? I'm doubtful of that. But check out my favorite video about it!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QRDVGat7HQ&feature=channel ALSO, there is going to be a Live Action Dead Space movie! Kick ass! Hopefully it won't end up like that Metroid movie. John Woo isn't here to fuck us over this time.
Last thing, check out these 'Mega 64' guys. Pretty damn funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

I'm home, and I still hate Soul Calibur 4.


Well, I'm home. And I can't help but think, why wasn't Soul Calibur 4 as good as the others? How could they fuck up Soul Calibur 4? They made 3 PERFECT games, and fuck up the last? Splendid. Anyway, I'll be getting Birth by Sleep tommorrow. Hooray. It really does look good though. And I'd just like to say that this comic was co-created (written) by a good friend of mine, Brandon. I think this is the begining of something great.

Monday, August 16, 2010

And I'm taking my ethers with me...

I'll be out for a bit, so stop by your local arcade and play some games! And if you don't have a local arcade, watch this bitch fight for chicken nuggets: bitch wants nuggets. Yeah, so, see you later.

Friday, August 13, 2010

All Grammatical Errors Intended

Been looking around the internet and found myself in a forum thread about how to get Mew in pokemon ruby, and although I expect retarded answers and lots of grammatical errors in forums, the post " Were is mew in pokemon ruby" just left me pondering who gave such an idiot internet access. Whatever. This was such an idiotic post that I made a quick comic for it. Check out that forum: http://www.blurtit.com/q796852.html    
                                                     
Also, anybody else going to see Scott Pilgrim? Its a movie for all gamers, people who read the comics, and anyone under 30.
(For those of you gamers who have an odd feeling about this comic, the first 2 panels are from the box art of Jeopardy on the Sega CDI) 
                                                                          - off to play more games, David

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Just another Day...

Yes, yes, just another day. I've recently finished Peace Walker, it was beautiful, you would know if you checked this often that I love it so. Birth by Sleep will be out soon, and until then I'm rusihing to complete 358/2 days. I just started. I was hesitant because it's a DS title. A portable Kingdom Hearts title... remember Chain of Memories? Ugh... But Re: Chain of Memories was great. So, thats that.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Poke E Manz

I've been playing Pokemon Ruby version... again... I'll get the new ones later. And after 4 hours of hard labour, I caught Latios. I'm sure there was a better way, but it felt good knowing I caught it without a walkthrough. I'm on a quest to catch 'em all. I swear, I'm gonna do it. I'm sure my girlfriend is thrilled ( fake laugh ). Yeah, so, back on the topic of Latios, thats pussy flee's every time. It's a pain, having to find it, and then having one turn before having to search for it once more. But, I have that sucker now. My first encounter with it was something likes this...

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Walk Peacefully

Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker, blows my fucking mind. It goes beyond anything you've ever seen on psp. It even rivals Crisis Core. It's truely amazing. Go buy it. It's worth all 40 dollars. Every, last, penny. Its an adventure of epic proportions. I can't go into detail how wonderful it is. But I hope this image of me in pure happiness shows you the extent of it awesomeness.

Side Note: Long live Captain Falcon

Monday, July 26, 2010

My Epic Sruggle with the Ever so Cheap GameStop


The trade-in service at Game Stop, is rather weak. If you're a normal person, who got sick of a game you got for christmas, and want to trade it in, bummer you. You'll get practically nothing. Though, if you're a gamer, you probably have alot of old crao you don't want anymore, then, and only then, you'll get what you want. This comic is more of a joke, because I feared I'd get nothing, but I actually traded in that many games, over 25, and I got over 70 dollars. Thus, I pre-ordered Birth by Sleep, which looks amazing. I just the other day picked up Madworld on Wii, which is jolly good fun, and Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker, which is amazing as well. It makes portable ops look like shit. And for later ( once i finish peace walker) i bought that DS kingdom hearts game. I figured I might as well, it was on sale, and I wanna keep in touch for Birth by Sleep.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Love... it's even better than a 64 hit combo.

I must say, that I am, very much so in love with a special girl, and today's comic, is in dedication to her.  Though, I've also started playing Team Fortress 2 lately, so, for those of you who play TF2, I hope you enjoy this.

I love you Maggie. -David

Friday, July 16, 2010

Siding with the Dark

Darksiders, yes, on 360 and PS3. A great game. It’s the kind of platformer we've all been waiting for, a next gen platformer. It’s great, I've really been enjoying it. It’s very reminiscent of God of War, on a quest for redemption, you are one of the four legendary horsemen, War. You're on a bad ass quite of demon killing and such. Blood, weapons, upgrades, and purchasing new combos and powers. Yeah, and sometimes, I feel as though it’s just raining blood. And that’s because sometimes, in Darksiders, it is.

Truely a good purchase, buy it, and fight the first boss Tiamat, and after that, you won't have any more questions.
*Edit: Out of all the interesting video game videos on youtube, if you only watch one, watch this one : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42fsPaAkcag&feature=popular

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Money, money, money... and games.

So, the topic today is money. How much do you have? The answer is not enough. You never have enough. But you make do. And if you do have enough... good for you. But I know the between the new xbox, natal, playstation move, Dead Space 2, Portal 2, Halo Reach, Gears 3, Skyward Sword, Epic Yarn, 3DS, and everything else, you can't have it all. Not right away. Not when you want it the most. Not too long ago I played Mirror's Edge, and I noticed the store price was $20, and later I went to check the price on Super Smash Bros Melee ( my copy seems close to death) and it was $30 fucking dollars. That, my friend, is fucking theft. God of War is below 20, so is shadow of the colossus, and every other last gen game. ESPECIALLY gamecube games. I was suprised when they charged my $16 for metriod prime echoes, but $30 for a gamecube game is just madness. So, I'll wait for the price to go down before grabbing a second copy.
In other news, I have high hopes for that DS game finial fantasy four warriors of light. I have no idea what it's about... but if it sounds like it uses the story of the classics, so it must be good. And its done by the guy who did those DS rehashes. So that looks cool. Also, Okami-den looks cool, and Metal Gear Solid 3 on the 3DS? What the fuck? The ds is for kids... metal gear solid 3 is rated M because of the sadistic gore of war, and sexual content, and why the fuck is it on the 3DS? whatever...
(also, todays comic is in black and white due to photoshop being lame.)   - David

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Happy Robot Day!

Hey folks! No video game comic today, but its Robot Day over at newgrounds.com! so head over there, and love robots!

(video game update: Fallout 3 is interesting... to bad I find it more fun to kill innocent people than follow the story... expect a comic on that soon.)

Saturday, July 3, 2010

E3 Bitch!


Oh, god E3 was great, wasn't it? New Zelda, kirby, golden eye, kid icarus, new 3d ds (which DOESN'T look gay!!), and god it looks great. Playstation actually had some good things to say too. They had Portal 2, Dead Space 2, and PlayStation Move, which, after lots of research, doesn't look half bad. I'm still not gonna buy it though. I've already got a Wii.

Xbox however.... they make me sad. The games they show cased, were nothing new or cool. All old news. Kinekt... or whatever, it looks awful. Completely scares me. It scares me to think that people today are dumb enough to buy it. But hey, I'm not laying a finger on it for at least a year till its cheaper. Microsoft has dissapointed me there, but the new xbox does look sexy. Very sexy. But its grim days like these we need to sit down with loved ones, and pray that motion doesn't take over. If it does. I swear, I'll just smash all my next gen consoles and play super nes, and PS2... forever.

Friday, June 11, 2010

2D fighters kick ass... the good ones, anyway.

So recently I tried Marvel vs. Capcom 2 on XBLA and LOVED it. It was wonderful, I truely enjoyed the art, the gameplay, the fighting, how badass it was, and everything. Fast paced and awesome it blew me away. Knowing that it was originaly released on the dreamcast I decided to go on ebay to look over what was there. And guess what I bought? MvC2? No! Capcom vs. SNK! Why you ask? Because not only was it on the dreamcast, but it was only $13, and looked awesome in the one youtube video I looked up. So, once that comes, I'll slap my friends around in that. In other news, Marvel vs. Capcom 3 is on its way to a console near us.... interesting... it doesn't have the same 2D art, but it looks like a cool new addiction to the series and I'm somewhat excited...

- david/comicretard

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Hello, and Welcome.

Hey, I'm new to this, but this here is my blog/webcomic about videogames and the people who play them. Its funny, violent, and about videogames. So if you like humor, violence, and videogames, you've come to the right place! So, just to restate, this is about videogames, and things loosely related to them. I'll try to update daily, and most of my updates will have a webcomic to go with it based on what I wrote! Hooray! I look forward to expanding upon this...   

-your entertainer, David/ComicRetard