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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

What the fuck? No new comic? Don't commit suicide just yet!

Drop the gun you have aimed between your eyes, we've got a reason for the lack of a new Monday comic! The new character comic special was supposed to be only 2 comics, but then I couldn't help but do 3, and holy hot damn, we're up to 4. So if you could keep your cool, we'll be putting up THREE FUCKING COMICS ON MONDAY.

I guess I'll take a break from those and put up a bonus comic, so until then, check out what is most likely the coolest Game Boy Light ever. I'd have bought one, but they were all sold out. Bummer.

There's A LOT of news to address, and I'll get to that, but I think the PSN outage is most important! What started as simple 'Shit, no Portal 2 online' turned into a 'Holy fucking hell, my credit card info was in the hands of identity theives and now the UK is going to quiz Sony which could have them end up in massive butt-hurt?!?'. Yup. That's where this has gone. I'll post links later, but if you really need to keep updated on it just go to the PSN blog. Upon clicking that link scroll down a bit to see their latest pathectic posts.
-Damon

Monday, April 18, 2011

Beyond the Grave... lies Boredom

So, there have been rumomrs about Wii2! Yes, but Wii2 isn't the ideal title to put in your head. Think along the lines of 'New HD Nintendon Console with screens in the controller'. If you just said 'what the fuck' out loud, then you apparently grasp it. I'm not sure how to go about this, but apparently this new system is geared toward 'Hardcore' gamers. What IS a hardcore gamer to Nintendo? Someone who plays Call of Duty all night? Or someone who plays Final Fantasy all night just wanting to level boost a little before going to sleep. I'm not sure, but I hope it the latter. You can read about it on Destructoid, and I'm sure there are even more articles else where.

ALSO: PORTAL 2 IS OFFICIALLY OUT TODAY. No more delays! It's here! WE MUST HAVE IT.
Check out the Launch Trailer!
I've also put up an additional image, a Portal 2 wallpaper. (It's actually the image you'll see if you log onto Steam today!) But here it is in wallpaper form, for your pc, psp, 360, PS3, I don't care! Use it for something, because it rocks!


About the comic, we'll be bringing in a new challenger! But who? What new character has the glory befitting this comic?!? GOD ONLY KNOWS!

Monday, April 11, 2011

EB Games Legacy

And so, Portal 2 comes out soon... yes... yes it does...
Speaking of Valve games, TF2 recently came out with that Engie Hair, 'Big Country'. If anybody has it, send me a message. My Steam name is 'comicretard' or course! It would help a great deal.
Other than that, not much else has happened. Angry Birds is getting it's own show, which seems insane.
Oh, and how could I forget, be sure to check out Bit Shifter! I usually listen to these songs while I work on these comics, or level boost in Final Fantasy or Pokemon, they are superb. Chiptunes at their best!: http://bit.shifter.net/

*Hey, whoa! Although the comic looks all stretched out, worry not! Click on it to view the full thing, and it's fine. Can't quite fix it, I just look forward to the day this comic isn't on blogger anymore... If anyone has any advice, comment below, or email me at comicretard@yahoo.com           -Damon
        

Monday, April 4, 2011

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon was fucking retarded

UPDATE: Bonus Comic! I missed a week or two, so here's a comic that has nothing to do with anything!
I honestly have no better title for this comic. ANYWAY.
I started playing Half Life 2, which is needless to say, an amazing game. Dissidia Duodecim is somewhat disappointing. I mean, all the new songs are cool... but the story is lame, and I really was just hoping for more stages. I am debating on whether or not to continue playing.
Aside from that, I recently finished up the Batman comic 'Hush', and I'm damn excited to start playing Arkham Asylum. But Portal 2 comes out this month so it may have to wait. Brandon and I have picked up 3rd Birthday but that's on hold until we have more time....
That's about it in a nut shell, comics will go up every Monday from now on! Make comics, not war. -Damon.